Jokes part-2





7 thngs stdents do durng prpration leaves:
1-sleeping
2-eating
3-sms
4-watchTV
5-chat wid frnds
6-dream of touchng books
7-askng others kuch padha kya!!






Principle- "Late kyu ho"
Student-"Bike khrab ho gyi thi"
Principle-"Bus se nahi aa sakte the kya"
Student- "Kya karu,aapki hi BETI nahi maani".








Teri surat pe dil haru,Wah Wah.
Teri zarurt pe jaan waru,Wah Wah.
Jis din tera msg yacall nhi ata,
ji chahta hai teri kanpati pe do maru
Ab bolo Wah Wah.











Apni Duniya me yun Kho Na jana,
Door Hokar Hame Bhul Na jana,
Khabar Hamari Na Le Sako to Koi Gum Nahi,,
par Apni Khabar Dena Bhul Na jana..







Kisi ne GOD se pucha:
u gave 2eye
2ear
2arm
2leg
2kidney
2lip bt only 1heart?
GOD:budhu
dil B 2hi diye he
bs dusra dhundna padta hai.








Boy:Teri judai me Need udti hai Chain khota hai Jan jati hai Dil rota hai kuch kuch hota hai GIRL: doctor ko dikha lo bhaiya swine flu aise hi hota hai...









Bhakt-Baba koi aisi job batao, jaha muje kaam na karna pade, Log apna kaam khud kare Or muje paise bhi de.!ABA- Jao beta "SULABH SHOUCHALAY" khol lo.! @








Jo Koi Na Kr Ska Wo Hum Kr Denge,Tumhare Mobile Ko Sms Se Bhar Denge,immat Hai To Sms Kr Do,arna Hum Akele Hi Tumhari NAAK ME DUM Kr Denge..  










All happy Husbands behave like Amir Khan in Ghajini :-)  . . . biwi ki sunte hai,    Samajhte hai,  15 Min ke Baad sab Bhool Jaate Hai.-







Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do
Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhod Do
Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb Si Lagti Hai
Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhod Do.
;-)









80% of d Colg studnts in d wrld r suffering frm AIDS.
Cant believe? . Bt its true!
AIDS:
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.
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Attendance &
Internal marks
Deficiency Syndrome...gd9t







Kesa lagta hai?
Rimjim barsat me,
lahrati Hawao k sang,
Khamosi se chalte hue,
Koi apka hath thame aur chupke se kahe..
Aage guter hai, zra dhyan se!









Pyase ko ek kotora pani hi kafi h,ishq k liye 4 pal ki zindgi hi kafi h,hum dubne ko samundar m kyo jaye-marne ko to tumhari ankh se gira 1 ansu hi kafi h...







Many Birds die in Summer without water. Save them. Plz put Water Pots for thirsty Birds at Balcony/Window etc. Fwd dis msg to atleast 1 people. God will Help u



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