Jokes

           Jokes   Part-1

A lady Biology teacher: Girls can u tel me exactly where is ur heart?
ALL the girls shouted loudly: "Your name" ke pass!!
Teacher smiled & said: mera bhi... :-)





Patni: Uttho raat ke 2 baje hai
Pati:Itni raat ko q uthaya
Patni:Aapne neend ki goli nahi li






Ek girl ko dekh kar boy ne arz kiya-Tere smile me kya chamak hai,
tere smile me kya chamak hai,
wo muskura k boli-ARE PAGAL MERE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HAI..








Jaane kahan the or kahan aa gaye.,
Duniya me ban ke mehman aa gaye.,
Abhi to books kharidi bi nahi thi.,
Or na jaane kahan se ye 'EXAMS' aa gaye.






Lalu:Vidwano ne kaha hai... Ki murkh aadmi ki biwi bahut sundar hoti hai.  Rabdi: Dhat....... Aap ke paas to hamaar taarif ke alawa kono kaam hi naahi hai.









1st pagal- mein is mental hospital me naya hu muje pagalo ke BOSS se milna hai.
2nd pagal-Sssshh......Chup!


awaz mat karo BOSS message padh rahe hain.











Teacher: btao sbse zyada nasha kis cheez me hota h..??  Student: books me..!!
Teacher: vo kaise..??
Stdnt: kholte hi neend a jati hai









Din beet jate hain suhani  yaade bnkr  Baate rh jate hai kahani bnkr pr pyar to hmesha dil k qarib rhenga kabhi muskan to kbhi aakhon ka pani bnkr.













Log kehte h ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfrnd sar par sawar ho jaye,
Hum kehte h ki pyar itna karo ki girlfrnd ki frnd bhi ap pe fida ho jaye.










Little keys can open big locks, simple words reflect great thoughts, your SMILE can cure Heart blocks, so keep on SMILING-it rocks... Gooöoöd niiiiightttt











Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe Se Keh Rahi Hai
Heer Ro Ro Kar Ranjhe Se Keh Rahi Hai                  
Rumal De De Kutte Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai.









A Depressd B.tech student went 2 rail track 4 sucide, Train cuming closer & closer But he sudnly Cum out of track & said "oh yr Kal toh asignment dena hai"









Gandhi ji nhi rhe,Nehru ji b chale gye,Bhagat Singh ko b fansi de di gyi,Jhansi b shaheed ho gayi!Meri b tabiyt thik nhi rhti!Pta nhi is desh ka kya hoga?Hahaa








A stdnt attached 100 Rs Note wid his test ppr & rote  "Rs 1 for 1 mark"  Sardar was ppr chacker He send him Rs 81 back &wrote "U  Keep d chage.Gd









Jaat riding a cycle & hits a girl.
Girl: Ghanti nahi maari jaati kya?
Jaat: Re chhori baawli dikhe?
Poori cycle maar di ab ghanti alag se maru ke.