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considering changing the command 'Press any key' to 'Press Enter key' because
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<span style="color: #000099; font-family: 'Arial Black', sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; text-indent: -0.25in;">2.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">  </span></span><span style="color: #000099; font-family: 'Arial Black', sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; text-indent: -0.25in;">AST technical
support had a called complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the
dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packed
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<span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000099; font-family: 'Arial Black', sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; text-align: left; text-indent: -0.25in;">3.  Another Compaq
technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read
word processing files from his old diskettes. The customer had stuck labels on
the diskettes. then rolled them into his typewriter to type on the labels.</span></center>
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<span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Arial Black"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Arial Black";">4.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">  </span></span><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Another customer
was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later. a letter
arrived from the customer along with photocopies of the floppies.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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advised a customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the
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<span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Arial Black"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Arial Black";">6.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">  </span></span><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Another Del
customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40
minutes of trouble-shooting. the tech discovered the man was trying to fax a
piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the
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<span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Arial Black"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Arial Black";">7.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">  </span></span><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Yet another Dell
customer called to complain desk that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned
it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaked the keyboard for a day,
then removing all the keys and washing them individually.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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received a call from a customer who was engaged because his computer had told
him he was 'bad and invalid'. The tech explained that the computer's 'bad'
command and 'invalid' resoponses shouldn't be taken personally.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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caller to Dell computer Tech support couldn't get her new Dell computer to turn
on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what
happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and
pushed on" this foot pedal and nothing happened". The 'foot pedal'
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to IBM told the technician that the computer had said it 'couldn't find
printer'. The user had tried turning the computer screen to face the printer,
but that his computer 'still' couldn't 'see' the printer.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">(At this point I had to put the caller on hold to tell the rest of the tech support staff what had happened. I couldn't, however, stop from giggling when I got back to the call.)</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "Hmmm. The file's there in the correct place-it can't help but do something. Are you sure you're typing I-N-S-T-A-L-L and hitting the Enter key?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "Yes, let me try it again." (pause) "Nope, still 'Bad command or file name'."</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: (now really confused) "Are you sure you're typing I-N-S-T-A-L-L and hitting the key that says 'Enter'?"</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">At our company we have asset numbers on the front of everything. They give the location, name, and everything else just by scanning the computer's asset barcode or using the number beneath the bars.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "Ok. Big bar, little bar, big bar, big bar . . ."</span></div>
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