Funny Jokes

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG8Bq8r5kJNXWLCq2T0zqv9qKyUpRf8hKR-pdT9G6uOH9iMA5nt4nw83YrWpjYb4LNVq5cNQR_glLEFx9N2yigOmEZxH4RlXLIy7R2WoIgVrbt8XvG_CZE-zEHyChE0FhSRfoxmkEQBAvy/s1600/logo-joke+pappu.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="214" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG8Bq8r5kJNXWLCq2T0zqv9qKyUpRf8hKR-pdT9G6uOH9iMA5nt4nw83YrWpjYb4LNVq5cNQR_glLEFx9N2yigOmEZxH4RlXLIy7R2WoIgVrbt8XvG_CZE-zEHyChE0FhSRfoxmkEQBAvy/s320/logo-joke+pappu.gif" width="320" /></a></div> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt; line-height: 115%;">         </span><br /> <span style="font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 28.0pt; line-height: 115%;">                Jokes part-2<o:p></o:p></span></div> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 7 thngs stdents do durng prpration leaves:<br /> 1-sleeping<br /> 2-eating<br /> 3-sms<br /> 4-watchTV<br /> 5-chat wid frnds<br /> 6-dream of touchng books<br /> 7-askng others kuch padha kya!!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Principle- "Late kyu ho" <br /> Student-"Bike khrab ho gyi thi"<br /> Principle-"Bus se nahi aa sakte the kya"<br /> Student- "Kya karu,aapki hi BETI nahi maani".<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Teri surat pe dil haru,Wah Wah.<br /> Teri zarurt pe jaan waru,Wah Wah.<br /> Jis din tera msg yacall nhi ata,<br /> ji chahta hai teri kanpati pe do maru<br /> Ab bolo Wah Wah.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Apni Duniya me yun Kho Na jana,<br /> Door Hokar Hame Bhul Na jana,<br /> Khabar Hamari Na Le Sako to Koi Gum Nahi,,<br /> par Apni Khabar Dena Bhul Na jana..<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kisi ne GOD se pucha:<br /> u gave 2eye<br /> 2ear<br /> 2arm<br /> 2leg<br /> 2kidney<br /> 2lip bt only 1heart?<br /> GOD:budhu<br /> dil B 2hi diye he<br /> bs dusra dhundna padta hai.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Boy:Teri judai me Need udti hai Chain khota hai Jan jati hai Dil rota hai kuch kuch hota hai GIRL: doctor ko dikha lo bhaiya swine flu aise hi hota hai...<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Bhakt-Baba koi aisi job batao, jaha muje kaam na karna pade, Log apna kaam khud kare Or muje paise bhi de.!ABA- Jao beta "SULABH SHOUCHALAY" khol lo.! @<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Jo Koi Na Kr Ska Wo Hum Kr Denge,Tumhare Mobile Ko Sms Se Bhar Denge,immat Hai To Sms Kr Do,arna Hum Akele Hi Tumhari NAAK ME DUM Kr Denge..   <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> All happy Husbands behave like Amir Khan in Ghajini :-)  . . . biwi ki sunte hai,    Samajhte hai,  15 Min ke Baad sab Bhool Jaate Hai.-<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Humko Yu Pagal Banana Chhor Do<br /> Muft Ka Maal Khana Chhod Do<br /> Tumhari Khushbu Ajeeb Si Lagti Hai<br /> Bartan Wale Sabun Se Nahana Chhod Do.<br /> ;-)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 80% of d Colg studnts in d wrld r suffering frm AIDS.<br /> Cant believe? . Bt its true!<br /> AIDS:<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> Attendance &<br /> Internal marks<br /> Deficiency Syndrome...gd9t<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Kesa lagta hai?<br /> Rimjim barsat me,<br /> lahrati Hawao k sang,<br /> Khamosi se chalte hue,<br /> Koi apka hath thame aur chupke se kahe..<br /> Aage guter hai, zra dhyan se!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Pyase ko ek kotora pani hi kafi h,ishq k liye 4 pal ki zindgi hi kafi h,hum dubne ko samundar m kyo jaye-marne ko to tumhari ankh se gira 1 ansu hi kafi h...<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Many Birds die in Summer without water. Save them. Plz put Water Pots for thirsty Birds at Balcony/Window etc. Fwd dis msg to atleast 1 people. God will Help u<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /></div>

Funny Jokes

                          Jokes part-2 7 thngs stdents do durng prpration leaves: 1-sleeping 2-eating 3-sms 4-watchTV 5-c...

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