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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 31px;">Digital watch, 1972</span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt; line-height: 31px;"><br /><br /><span style="background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">Watches made the short journey from bosom to wrist during the 19th century, due in part to the craze among middle-class women for cycling. Their new, more convenient position made sense and they developed quickly. Rolex made the first waterproof watch in 1926 and a year later the ultra-accurate quartz-crystal controlled clock arrived. Watches finally went digital in the 1970s when the Hamilton Company developed the Pulsar, which sported lights in place of hands; the liquid crystal display (LCD) followed in 1977.</span></span></div>

Digital watch, 1972 ( Old memories)

Digital watch, 1972 Watches made the short journey from bosom to wrist during the 19th century, due in part to the craze among middl...

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<span style="background: white;">In 1945 Raytheon's Percy Spencer stands in front
of a magnetron (the power tube of radar) and feels a candy bar start to melt in
his pocket: He is intrigued. When he places popcorn kernels in front of the
magnetron, the kernels explode all over the lab. Ten years later Spencer
patents a "radar range" that cooks with high-frequency radio waves;
that same year, the Tappan Stove Co. introduces the first home microwave model.</span></span><span style="font-size: 24pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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1955—MICROWAVE OVEN (old memories)

1955—MICROWAVE OVEN In 1945 Raytheon's Percy Spencer stands in front of a magnetron (the power tube of radar) and feels ...

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1 ) Tech Support   : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." 
Customer   : "Ok." 
Tech Support   : "Did you get a pop-up menu?" 
Customer   : "No." 
Tech Support   : "Ok. Right click again. Do you   see a pop-up menu?" 
Customer   : "No." 
Tech Support   : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what  you have done up until this point?" 
Customer   : "Sure, you told me to write 'click'  and I wrote 'click'."

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2) Customer   : "I received the software update you sent, 
                 but I am still getting the same error  message." 
Tech Support   : "Did you install the update?" 
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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3)Customer  : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word." 
Tech Support   : "Tell me what you've done." 
Customer   : "I typed 'A: SETUP'." 
Tech Support   : "Ma'am, remove the disk and  tell me what it says." 
Customer   : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'." 
Tech Support   : "Insert the MS Word setup disk." 
Customer   : "What?" 
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?" 
Customer: "No..."

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4).Customer   : "Do I need a computer to use your software?" 
Tech Support  : ?!%#$   (welll pretend to smile)

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5).Tech Support   : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,
                    canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?" 
Customer   : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

Tech support   :  ##### ***

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6) Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?" 
Customer   : "A white one." 
Tech support  :  ******_____####

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7). Tech Support   : "What operating system are  you running?"

Customer   : "Pentium."

Tech support   :  ////-----+++ 
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8). Customer   : "My computer's telling me I   performed an illegal abortion." 
Tech support   :  ??????

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9).Cus tomer   : "I have Microsoft Exploder."

Tech Support  : ?!%#$ 
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10).Customer   : "How do I print my voicemail?"

Tech support   :  ??????

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11). Customer   : "You've got to fix my computer.

I urgently need to print document, 
       but the computer won't boot properly."

Tech Support   : "What does it say?"

Customer   : "Something about an error and non-system disk."

Tech Support   : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer   : "No, but there's a sticker saying  there's an Intel inside."

Tech support   :  @@@@@ 
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12). Tech Support: "Just call us back if  there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."

Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

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13). Tech Support   : "What does the screen say  now?"

Customer   : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech Support   : "Well?"

Customer   : "How do I know when it's ready?"

Tech support   :  *** ---- ++++ 
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The best of the lot

14). A plain computer illiterate   guy rings   
     tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power  supply.

Tech:   (keeps quite for moment)

Tech: You'll need a new power supply.

User: No, I don't! I just need to change the  startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll  need to replace it.

User: No way! Someone told me that I just  needed to 
      change the startup and it will fix the problem! 
      All I need is for you to tell me the  command.

Tech support:: 10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. 
               The tech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech support::(hush hush) 
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our   customers this, 
      but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.

User: I knew it!

Tech   : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM < http://nosmoke.com/> 
         at  the end of the CONFIG.SYS. 
   Let  me know how it goes. 10 minutes later.

User   : It didn't work. The power supply is  still smoking.

Tech   : Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User   : MS-DOS 6.22.

Tech   : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. 
         Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. 
   Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User  : I need a new power supply.

Tech support  : How did you come to that conclusion?

Tech support  :  (hush hush)

User   : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him  about what you said, 
         and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.

Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isn't  compatible with NOSMOKE.

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H eight Of all (Too Good)

15) customer care officer : I need a product identification number right now 
    and may I help u in finding it out?

Cust: sure

CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?

Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer? </span></pre>
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