R u ready!!! for sending pics in an facebook chat n troll your friend

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font-size: 16pt; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-left: 11.5pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;">·<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">         </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt;">Troll face: [[171108522930776]]<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-left: 11.5pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;">·<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">         </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt;">ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME: [[143220739082110]]<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-left: 11.5pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;">·<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">         </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt;">Not bad Obama: [[169919399735055]]<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background-position: initial initial; 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font-size: 10pt;">·<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">         </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt;">Not Bad: [[NotBaad]]<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-left: 11.5pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;">·<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">         </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt;">Fuck yeah: [[105387672833401]]<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-left: 11.5pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;">·<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">         </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt;">Challenge accepted: [[100002727365206]]<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-left: 11.5pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;">·<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">         </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt;">Okay face: [[100002752520227]]<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-left: 11.5pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;">·<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">         </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt;">Dumb bitch: [[218595638164996]]<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-left: 11.5pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;">·<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">         </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt;">Poker face: [[129627277060203]]<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-left: 11.5pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;">·<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">         </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt;">Okay face: [[224812970902314]]<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-left: 11.5pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;">·<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">         </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt;">Socially awkward penguin: [[98438140742]]<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-left: 11.5pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;">·<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">         </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt;">Rage face: [[FUUUOFFICIAL]]<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-left: 11.5pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;">·<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">         </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt;">Lamp: [[100001256102462]]<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-left: 11.5pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;">·<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">         </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt;">No: [[167359756658519]]<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-left: 11.5pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;">·<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">         </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt;">MOG: [[142670085793927]]<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-left: 11.5pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;">·<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">         </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt;">Feel like a sir: [[168040846586189]]<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; margin-left: 11.5pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: Symbol; font-size: 10pt;">·<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">         </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 20pt;">Forever alone christmas: [[125038607580286]]<o:p></o:p></span></div> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-size: 24.0pt; line-height: 115%;">This is Magic of FACEBOOK MAGIC NUMBER <br /> EVEN YOU CAN SEND UR PROFILE PIC <br /> by placing ur username or ur friend username inside <u>[[username]]</u><o:p></o:p></span></div> <br /> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 16pt; line-height: 115%;"><br /></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="background-position: initial initial; 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R u ready!!! for sending pics in an facebook chat n troll your friend

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Unlimited Technical Jokes - IT, CS HUMOUR

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Arial Black"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Arial Black";">1.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">  </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Compaq is considering changing the command 'Press any key' to 'Press Enter key' because of the flood of calls asking where is the 'Any' key.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-indent: 0px;"> </span><img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" style="color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-indent: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-indent: 0px;">  </span><img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" style="color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-indent: 0px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-indent: 0px;">  </span><img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" style="color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-indent: 0px;" /></div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: 'Arial Black', sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; text-indent: -0.25in;">2.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">  </span></span><span style="color: #000099; font-family: 'Arial Black', sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; text-indent: -0.25in;">AST technical support had a called complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packed in !</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: 'Arial Black', sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: 'Arial Black', sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000099; font-family: 'Arial Black', sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; text-align: left; text-indent: -0.25in;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000099; font-family: 'Arial Black', sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; text-align: left; text-indent: -0.25in;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000099; font-family: 'Arial Black', sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; text-align: left; text-indent: -0.25in;">3.  Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. The customer had stuck labels on the diskettes. then rolled them into his typewriter to type on the labels.</span></center> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> </center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> </center> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Arial Black"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Arial Black";">4.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">  </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Another customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later. a letter arrived from the customer along with photocopies of the floppies.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> </center> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Arial Black"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Arial Black";">5.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">  </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">A Dell technician advised a customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, put the receiver next to the phone, crossed his room and closed the door to his room.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> </center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> </center> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Arial Black"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Arial Black";">6.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">  </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Another Del customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting. the tech discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the 'Send' key.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> </center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></center> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Arial Black"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Arial Black";">7.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">  </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Yet another Dell customer called to complain desk that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaked the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> </center> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Arial Black"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Arial Black";">8.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">  </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was engaged because his computer had told him he was 'bad and invalid'. The tech explained that the computer's 'bad' command and 'invalid' resoponses shouldn't be taken personally.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt; text-indent: -0.25in;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> <span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt; text-align: left; text-indent: -0.25in;">9.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">  </span></span><span style="background-color: transparent; color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14pt; text-align: left; text-indent: -0.25in;">An exasperated caller to Dell computer Tech support couldn't get her new Dell computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on" this foot pedal and nothing happened". The 'foot pedal' turned out to be the computer's mouse.</span></center> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-align: center; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-align: center; text-indent: -0.25in;"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></center> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Arial Black"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Arial Black";">10.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">      </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">A confused caller to IBM told the technician that the computer had said it 'couldn't find printer'. The user had tried turning the computer screen to face the printer, but that his computer 'still' couldn't 'see' the printer.<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;">   <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></center> <div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Arial Black"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Arial Black";">11.<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: 7pt;">      </span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand new computer wouldn't work. she said, she unpacked the unit, plugged it in and sat there for 20 minutes, waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked 'what power switch ? '<o:p></o:p></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="color: #000099; font-family: "Arial Black","sans-serif"; font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.25in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: center; text-indent: 0px;"> <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px;"> </center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px;"> </center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px;"> </center> <center style="background-color: white; text-indent: 0px;"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <br /> <br /></div> </div> </center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px;"> </center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px;"> </center> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <ol style="text-indent: 0px;"> <li><pre><div style="color: #000099; text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <pre style="font-size: 13px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"> <div style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; white-space: normal;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; text-align: center; white-space: normal;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> </div> </div> </span></pre> </div> </div> </pre> </li> </ol> </div> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-indent: -0.25in;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; font-size: x-large;">At 3:37 a.m. on a Sunday, I had just looked at the clock to determine my annoyance level, when I received a frantic phone call from a new user of a Macintosh Plus. She had gotten her entire family out of the house and was calling from her neighbor's. She had just received her first system error and interpreted the picture of the bomb on the screen as a warning that the computer was going to blow up!</span></div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> </center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> </center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> </center> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "Ok."</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "No."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "No."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">(At this point I had to put the caller on hold to tell the rest of the tech support staff what had happened. I couldn't, however, stop from giggling when I got back to the call.)</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "Ok, did you type 'click' with the keyboard?"</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "I have done something dumb, right?"</span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">One woman called Dell's toll-free line to ask how to install the batteries in her laptop. When told that the directions were on the first page of the manual the woman replied angrily, "I just paid $2,000 for this damn thing, and I'm not going to read the book!"</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "What?"</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer "No..."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "Uhh...I need help unpacking my new PC."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "What exactly is the problem?"</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "I can't open the box."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "Well, I'd remove the tape holding the box closed and go from there."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "Uhhhh...ok, thanks...."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "I'm having a problem installing your software. I've got a fairly old computer, and when I type 'INSTALL', all it says is 'Bad command or file name'."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "Ok, check the directory of the A: drive-go to A:\ and type'dir'."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer reads off a list of file names, including 'INSTALL.EXE'.</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "All right, the correct file is there. Type 'INSTALL' again."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "Ok." (pause) "Still says 'Bad command or file name'."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "Hmmm. The file's there in the correct place-it can't help but do something. Are you sure you're typing I-N-S-T-A-L-L and hitting the Enter key?"</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "Yes, let me try it again." (pause) "Nope, still 'Bad command or file name'."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: (now really confused) "Are you sure you're typing I-N-S-T-A-L-L and hitting the key that says 'Enter'?"</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "Well, yeah. Although my 'N' key is stuck, so I'm using the 'M' key...does that matter?</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" />  <img src="http://tcastle.com/fun/smiletiny.gif" /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">At our company we have asset numbers on the front of everything. They give the location, name, and everything else just by scanning the computer's asset barcode or using the number beneath the bars.</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "Hello. I can't get on the network."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "Ok. Just read me your asset number so we can open an outage."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "What is that?"</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Tech Support: "That little barcode on the front of your computer."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer: "Ok. Big bar, little bar, big bar, big bar . . ."</span></div> </div> </div> </div> <div style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';"> </div> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></center> <center style="background-color: white; color: navy; font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; text-align: left;"> </center> </div>

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